I have an assortment of Zippos. Why, you could go so far as to say I’m a regular fan of the Zippo lighter. I’m not […]
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Zippo De Doo
Although you don’t smoke nary a bit,
You do attempt to light farts – and sometimes a shit.
The Zippo gods shown down in your car once again,
I think at this point we’ll just call you ‘Little Ben’!