Quote of the Day Howard: How do you know when you really have it? Lady Gaga: You know you really have it when you’ve got the nerve. The worst thing that can happen is, I used to hang out with
Monday Acoustics and Free Quotebooks
Sunday Sunset
Quote of the Day Steve Martin: And I started to really examine comedy, and I noticed there’s two kinds of laughter. One is when you’re watching the comedian and he says a joke and then you laugh at it, because
The Chef, Vandy, and I
Quote of the Day Howard: I was watching the Kennedy Center Honors, when Heart is singing “Stairway to Heaven,” and you’re sitting next to Jimmy [Page]. I could tell you guys were into it, and you even shed a tear.
Loud, Rowdy, and Chuy’s
Quote of the Day Chris Rock: You gotta be lucky enough. The same with you guys. You got on a radio show, and you were fortunate enough that no one was paying attention for a long period of time. Howard:
This is America – Up Schitt’s Creek
Quote of the Day Jon Stewart: I got to a point where I kind of didn’t think I could do anything else. You need somebody who’s thirty-two, thirty-three—who still has that type of energy, that type of stamina, that fire
Veggie Omelettes and the Death of Santa
Quote of the Day “If I had to teach a course on how to be a successful radio personality, that would be lesson number one: have a direct and clear point of view. Ask my mother about Johnny Carson: ‘I
Snow and Seahawks
Quote of the Day “The way I like to think of benchmark projects is to pick something that I can’t do right now, but I might be able to do, if I improved my skills and worked at it.” –
Hot Seat
Quote of the Day “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.” — Ernest Hemingway
Frustration of the Future Meteorologist
Quote of the Day “The screen saver on my computer is a simple quote. It came from my psychiatrist. I was telling him about a magazine photo shoot I had once done. They had painted an apple to look like
Group Photos at Crockett Park
Quote of the Day Jewel: “The best thing an artist ever told me when I was quite young was, ‘Hard wood grows slowly.’ That’s really the truth.” – Howard Stern, Howard Stern Comes Again