The Pits: None.
The Peaks: I’d seen this ornament online and thought it was funny, so I made one out of a puzzle cube box. I was planning to keep it, but I noticed it was Walt’s birthday. Walt was one of our old Sunday School teachers at Crievewood Baptist Church, and we became good friends with him and his wife, Karen. I knew that he had a completely separate Christmas tree devoted to horrible ornaments, so I left this in his mailbox as a donation to his Bad Ornament tree.
If you don’t know, this is Bruce Willis as he’s crawling through the air ducts in the film “Die Hard”, which some consider to be the greatest Christmas movie of all time.